Date on which I did my first solo babysitting of Marina
Hours spent alone together: 5
Number of M’s crying jags without mommy around: 2
Number of coos and smiles: 9
Number of minutes spent sleeping (Marina
Number of minutes spent sleeping (me): 0
Incidents of vomiting on shoulder: 1
Number of poo-poos: 2
Versus average on a normal day at this time: +200%
Of these poo-poos, really runny, multicolored, truly stinky ka-ka: 1
Average time between poo-poo delivery, said poo-poo’s discovery by dad, and diaper change: 6.5 minutes
Total number of diaper changes (including pee-pee): 5
Feeling of relief when mommy arrived home: immeasurable.
Estimated number of months until the next time dad will babysit: 2
Reference: http://harpers.org/index/
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